I Heart Lori

The woman above is a personal friend of mine who I adore. Her name is Lori.

Her television career began on a show on ESPN2 called Funkmaster Flex's Car Wars. The show features four contestants who must customize a car within a certain period of time and whoever has the best car wins.


On Season 1 of Car Wars, Lori was a standout character. She stole every scene she's in and was by far the most interesting person on the show. I guess that's why they officially made her a judge in Season 3.

My opinion may be biased but I don't care... she's a fucking champion.

Anyway, I've been editing clips from her stint on the show. I'm still cutting up Season One but I've released the clips I've finished so far on a new YouTube Channel: "YouTube.com/LoriCrystalAuto".

Because I recognize that most of you don't want to go clicking around unless it's absolutely necessary, I decided to post my favorite video so far. Watch closely as Lori shows you the definition of pwn.