I want to shoot you so bad, my dick is hard...

I've been away for almost a month again, but I think it's about time to get some sort of schedule going for my writing. If it's once a day, that'll be more than I've been doing in some time.

A few films I'm going crazy to actually watch are coming out in the next few weeks.

One of which is the internet insanity known as Cloverfield. I'll give it a chance because there's nothing I like more than big monster movies where they destroy a city, even when it's my very own. Only thing that annoys the hell out of me is that the Statue of Liberty's head doesn't look big enough in the trailer, but I'll be going to see it on friday if my health lets me.

I was supposed to see an advanced screening of Teeth tonight but my body has been feeling like utter shit that I'm going to have to pass on it. Which pisses me off, because any film that has a vagina full of teeth is something I want to watch.

Sigh....

And the other film right now I'm awaiting is Neil Marshall's Doomsday. I believe each film he's done makes him a better filmmaker. First the low budget film Dog Soldiers. Then he followed it up with one of my favorite horror films of the last decade The Descent. So I have high hopes for this cross between The Road Warrior, Escape From New York and any other post apocalyptic film. Yummy!

Want to give a well deserved shout out to the guys from Dead Pit Radio, who always amuse me and are still the number one guys in all of horror radio. Hopefully people can get past their accents (doesn't bother me one bit) but I guess it does remind some people of Deliverance. What can you do?

Also to CHUD because they've surpassed Aint It Cool to me with insightful and hilarious reviews and articles. Especially Devin Faraci. He's what Aint It Cool is missing nowadays.

Sad.

And happy.

Oh, and Rambo looks to be gorey as hell. But the problem is that the trailers are only showing the gore, which seems weird to me for some reason. Have a slight bad feeling about it... might be all the violence just in those uno minuto. But I'll be on line for that one.

A short but sweet one. Got a new phone, so if anyone wants to call me, please do. It's my prized possession right now. The AT&T 8525. It's so bad ass.

God, I've become the person I hate the most. The person with a hard on for their phone. But don't worry, I'm not using my cock as a stylus.

So on that pleasant note, I have stuff to do, films to write.

James aka The Media Guru